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Oz Demotivational Poster


ALCOHOL - CAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH EATING A SALAD


TAGS: booze
Rating: 4.7/5

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440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:37 pm
Or "END" with "TOSSING" a salad.


PROZAC -




OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?




T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Thumper17

Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


HARE SOLO -




HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!




MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


GARY BUSEY IN EVERY ROLE -


TAGS: busey oz clones
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 1:29 pm
this poster is so perfectly funny that i think i peed myself a little...hahaha
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2011, 2:54 pm
I laughed, but a part of me threw-up. Funny, nevertheless.
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2011, 10:01 am
Too hilarious.
Greeny - November 12, 2011, 2:04 pm
great and creepy at the same time


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by jake

caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.


TAGS: cats oz
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by TehOz

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:38 am
Don't think it's racist to imitate! xx
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am
5 L's for the RACIST CAT!!!
TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm
rotflmao!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:31 pm
di ni ni ni den den dun dun den, di ni ni ni den den din BWONG!


OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!




START OF AN EPIC STORY -


TAGS: party booze
Rating: 4.57/5

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Justflipit - September 18, 2011, 4:22 am
As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..
Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sadly ... me. And I thought I asked you NEVER to bring that up again?!? Or maybe I just MEANT to but never got around to it. Ah well.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
Who knew Tiger Woods had a hat like that?
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:01 pm
But "tossing a salad" ... I think you'll agree, is a bird of a different feather. No?


RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!




BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.


TAGS: puppy soldier oz
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by TehOz

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 11:41 pm
Good Stuff! 5L


I TOLD YOU SO - I know...I know just help me out already!


TAGS: cats oz
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by TehOz

ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:47 am
WTF, I like it. 5


CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.




THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

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Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!


ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


WICKED: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!




A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


PERSONAL IDENTITY - If you don't have one, whats the point of taking pictures?


TAGS: burkah social oz
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TehOz

PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:16 pm
"which one are you" "I'm the one in black" "oh...."
GySgt1811 - March 17, 2011, 2:20 pm
Me, too!
Claire - March 17, 2011, 3:37 am
Sometimes I wonder what this place has come to.
GySgt1811 - March 16, 2011, 4:26 pm
Good afternoon, Claire. I can help you with one.
Claire - March 16, 2011, 3:12 pm
I want to know who the twenty one people voting this above a one are.
MilDoc - March 16, 2011, 1:45 pm
I like the ph**o bomber behind her!


I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!




INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.




FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.




ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.




LINK - Mario only wishes he were this badass


TAGS: link zelda loz nintendo
Rating: 2.41/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:00 pm
I dream of a realistic gore version of Zelda :D please Nintendo hear my prayers
MO - August 25, 2009, 8:45 pm
This is an awful lot like one recently banned anime fan! There's another a few pages down. Eerily similar in context and content....i'm just saying..


BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.


TAGS: brother love god prozac smile
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:38 am
I think this is fabulous! 5 meds. for you.


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.


TAGS: military soldier oz
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm
Exactly!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:33 pm
I think he pissed himself, but then again, who wouldn't?


THE AWKWARD PHASE - At some point you'll just have to accept the fact that you're just UGLY.


TAGS: ugly goofy oz
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by TehOz

MilDoc - March 16, 2011, 1:51 pm
N1


BOZO -


TAGS: nuke bomb bozo wytch
Rating: 4.33/5

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Asegeir - August 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
Me, in anticipation of twisted metal.


TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..


TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
5plendid
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast


GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?


YOUR SISTER - Thinks I'm HOT! When you're done kissing her, do you mind if I give it a shot?


TAGS: starwars sister oz
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TwistedNinjaPirate - March 23, 2011, 9:23 pm
5L only because I'm a Star Wars fan


FUN TIMES - who are you kidding.


TAGS: booze
Rating: 3.58/5

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GOING GREEN - America's growing dependence on foreign oil is a thing of the past, cause we can just squeeze it outa the little turds ourselves.


TAGS: oil emo oz
Rating: 4.32/5

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NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -




GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders


TAGS: samaritan wizard oz tinman
Rating: 4.1/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 9:00 am
dam i kill a lot of peps that day
Cloudchaser - March 13, 2011, 11:17 am
I immediately thought of the horror metal band The Misfits


WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.


TAGS: but will it burn if i hit snooze
Rating: 3.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:41 pm
It wasn't a compliment derek. I'm not jew or an arab and I think bacon is gross and I think your comment was retarded too.
Derek - September 25, 2009, 4:58 am
I take this as a compliment, very kind ;-)
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:24 am
Aggy made me ROFL..."Sir Signe" FTW!
BoneCD - August 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey Derek...ever heard of turkey bacon? On second thought, ever been to a grocery store with your mom?
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:51 pm
LD, I'll take FIVE, please!
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:50 pm
Derek, I dub thee "Sir Signe"
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:15 pm
I dare say there would be some Jews and Arabs who don't.


VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


POSTAL SERVICE POSTS A WHOPPING $5.2 BILLION LOSS - Postal worker perks to blame.


TAGS: snooze and we all lose
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:52 pm
Reminds me of the foreign movie JUNK MAIL.


OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !




WITH THE WITCH DEAD -


TAGS: janchallenge wizard of oz munchkins
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:31 pm
Solid. 5L
MightySW - January 21, 2010, 2:07 pm
Fuggin awesome! 5's
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
I thought it'd be a perfect "segway," Matt.
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 12:30 pm
ROR @ Pro
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
Osh Kosh makes tailored suits!? Wow. 5L.
GreyScorpion - January 21, 2010, 12:05 pm
well done!! 5 lullaby leagues
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:59 am
Good S**t! Almost spit my coffee out.


STRANGERS - Didn't Auntie Em warn you about them?




MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!


TAGS: frozone super suit
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by For me 2 know and u 2 find out

garv - April 20, 2009, 11:32 am
no...it isn't...
Kii - April 20, 2009, 7:08 am
His supersuit is right behind him.


WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!


TAGS: oz dorothy movie funny
Rating: 3.43/5

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MTNDEW - June 17, 2010, 3:02 am
crap looks like i need to do this one again. supposed to be "say" what.


CHEESE - As an artfull expression of...an explosion of a 20lb bag of mozzarella




SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!




BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.




HELL -


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

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POLITICS - If you care about the future, you may want to get your kids involved.


TAGS: politics oz
Rating: 4.37/5

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COJONES - True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world.


TAGS: cat bravery oz
Rating: 4.25/5

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LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries




PROMISE OR THREAT - Sometimes life gives you clear choices.


TAGS: booze women
Rating: 4.09/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 4:46 pm
*beer
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:52 pm
this group of women should be happy bear goggles were invented.
Donkasaurus - December 31, 2010, 12:35 pm
The one near the center looks like charlie chaplin minus the moustache lol


SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!




KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




WIZARD OF OZ 2010 - Auntie em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy


TAGS: wizard of oz
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
BS, that was 90's Wizard of Oz.


LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!




HOMER SIMPSON -


TAGS: booze homer
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:17 am
amsome... it may be another one, but I wouldn't wish to offend women. ;)


COPING -


TAGS: prozac booze
Rating: 4.8/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:12 pm
excellent
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm

oh..and thanks...lol!
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm

you got mail dude.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 2:06 pm
Beautiful


SCHOOL OF ROCK -


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am
Hellrai5er


SNOOZE BUTTON -




TACTICAL ADVANTAGE - A Flush beats a pair any day.


TAGS: guns oz
Rating: 4/5

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PROHIBITION - I wonder why it didn't last?


TAGS: prohibition oz
Rating: 3.82/5

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TehOz - April 12, 2011, 7:19 pm
lol, agreed
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
I think after 13 years, homely women such as these made the connection between drunkenness and their *** lives.


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better




DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol


TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am
Fa-la-la-la-*hic!*-la-la-la!


GOOGLE! OH COME ON SHARON! - I'm Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's so evil about Google!?


TAGS: ozzy google prince
Rating: 2.94/5

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steph1 - March 31, 2011, 7:09 am
strange looking Ozzy - lol - wonder what "The Deadman" would say...


GREYBEARD RESTAURANT - Now Open!




Parenting -




NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.


TAGS: noob mozart still mozart
Rating: 4.5/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 10:19 am
over 600 works, many acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral music, all before the age of 35 - talk about *nal retentive :)
forseti - February 4, 2012, 10:07 am
Mozart didn't compose 15 piano pieces a day but compressed the quality in one single master piece... Just saying. ;)
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
thanks. NooBs unite !
holymoly - February 3, 2012, 6:28 pm
As long as there is quality to the posts, nobody is going to consider it noise no matter how new we are... nice job... btw thanks for standing up for us NooBs.... 5 diapered lions


A HOME - A Home is built on love and trust with a foundation of family and good friends.


TAGS: dogs home oz
Rating: 4.19/5

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TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:20 pm
^ lmao
Sean - April 13, 2011, 12:15 pm
That's my point: cinder and puppy blocks seems to be a structurally unsound way to go for any load bearing wall.
ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 11:24 pm
Puppies!!!!!!!!!
tellitlikeitis - April 12, 2011, 10:13 pm
Absolutely beautiful. What better for a foundation, than from one of the most loving and forgiving creatures on this earth! Definately 5 lions for you!
TehOz - April 12, 2011, 8:58 pm
I vote brilliant , but i may be bias.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:38 pm
Either this is horrible, or twistedly brilliant. A reference to Jimmy Hoffa's dogs in the tags would have helped me decide in favour of intentional humour. Or even John Wayne Gacie. Anything.


ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


OPPORTUNISTS - An Opportunist without an opportunity is just like you and me.




FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said...


TAGS: august challenge foozball is da devil
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:20 am
lol Waterboy FTW
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
one of the many tools of the devil
Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks, man. Now I need to wipe down my keyboard.


RUBY SLIPPERS -




GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!




OZ'S MOST WANTED - This is what you get for being kind to animals!




PROZAC - I want some


TAGS: prozac
Rating: 1.63/5

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Plausible Deniability -


TAGS: humor drinking partying prescription booze
Rating: 4.94/5

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xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm

i like the layout. work5 for me


Rock Star -




SIGN OF THE TIMES - I modeled for this one...




NERD - When a superhero fan takes it a little too far.




THIS MOUSE - I... LOVE... HIM!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: ozzy mouse this
Rating: 2.5/5

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chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:27 pm
no mice were mentally disturbed in the making of this poster


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit




LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer.


TAGS: sunny ozone layer
Rating: 4.6/5

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coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:42 am
I like it!! 5L.
culos - January 28, 2011, 8:13 am
Almost Motivational! 5 Daffodils


MODERATORS - Just because they didn't type out a reason you were rejected, doesn't mean they didn't have an opinion about it


TAGS: mods oz
Rating: 4.32/5

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THE GOOD THINGS -




LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


ENGLISH - Something this guy desperately needs to learn.


TAGS: ozzy osbourne black coffee english
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

Derek - May 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
Mrmumble SHARON! Murgmubm I can't get muh shoes on! Muh feet are on backwards!


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