Oz Demotivational Poster
ALCOHOL - CAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH EATING A SALAD
OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.
THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -
ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?
T I M E -
BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
HARE SOLO -
HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!
MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.
GARY BUSEY IN EVERY ROLE -
THE GLARE -
RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.
OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!
START OF AN EPIC STORY -
RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!
BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.
I TOLD YOU SO - I know...I know just help me out already!
CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.
THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?
SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen
WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!
ZOMBIE OZ -
WICKED: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!
A COLD HEART -
PERSONAL IDENTITY - If you don't have one, whats the point of taking pictures?
I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!
INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.
FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.
ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.
LINK - Mario only wishes he were this badass
BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.
CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.
THE AWKWARD PHASE - At some point you'll just have to accept the fact that you're just UGLY.
TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..
GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat
YOUR SISTER - Thinks I'm HOT! When you're done kissing her, do you mind if I give it a shot?
FUN TIMES - who are you kidding.
GOING GREEN - America's growing dependence on foreign oil is a thing of the past, cause we can just squeeze it outa the little turds ourselves.
NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -
GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders
WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.
VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend
POSTAL SERVICE POSTS A WHOPPING $5.2 BILLION LOSS - Postal worker perks to blame.
OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !
WITH THE WITCH DEAD -
STRANGERS - Didn't Auntie Em warn you about them?
MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!
WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!
CHEESE - As an artfull expression of...an explosion of a 20lb bag of mozzarella
SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"
ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?
O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!
BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.
POLITICS - If you care about the future, you may want to get your kids involved.
COJONES - True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world.
LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries
PROMISE OR THREAT - Sometimes life gives you clear choices.
SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...
WIZARD OF OZ 2010 - Auntie em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy
LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!
WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!
HOMER SIMPSON -
SCHOOL OF ROCK -
SNOOZE BUTTON -
TACTICAL ADVANTAGE - A Flush beats a pair any day.
PROHIBITION - I wonder why it didn't last?
IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better
DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol
GOOGLE! OH COME ON SHARON! - I'm Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's so evil about Google!?
GREYBEARD RESTAURANT - Now Open!
NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.
A HOME - A Home is built on love and trust with a foundation of family and good friends.
ULTIMATE EVIL -
OPPORTUNISTS - An Opportunist without an opportunity is just like you and me.
FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said...
RUBY SLIPPERS -
GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!
OZ'S MOST WANTED - This is what you get for being kind to animals!
PROZAC - I want some
Plausible Deniability -
Rock Star -
SIGN OF THE TIMES - I modeled for this one...
NERD - When a superhero fan takes it a little too far.
THIS MOUSE - I... LOVE... HIM!!!!!!!!!
JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit
LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer.
MODERATORS - Just because they didn't type out a reason you were rejected, doesn't mean they didn't have an opinion about it
THE GOOD THINGS -
LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.
ENGLISH - Something this guy desperately needs to learn.
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